To the Magnificently Saved and the Decently Lost

I've never been drunk and I've never been high
Though I eat too much and have told white lies
I've never killed anyone or succumbed to temptation
But I'm swimming in bills and trying to pay my taxation

My sins are quite boring
I'm not magnificently saved
But they're still sins and
Proof that I'm depraved

I was a decent and lost man whose fate
Was just as that of an indecent lost man
The darkness just as dark, the fire just as searing
I was walking in a hellish park, but then I saw a clearing

God's Own Son Provided Eternal Life
That's the GOSPEL of my Lord Jesus Christ

So I'm not an alcoholic but I have my Higher Power: Yahweh is His name
Get addicted to Him, and you'll never be the same.
Good religion is a good thing
It keeps the Great Relationship as everything--

So to you laundry-listers, my brother and sisters
It's time to change your clothes
And to you who read and know you have need
Click here to change your close